Neville Gen Fest 01

Fic: Homicidal Hydrangeas and Ravenous Roses (Neville)

Title: Homicidal Hydrangeas and Ravenous Roses
Author: Anonymous (name will be revealed on January 29th)
Characters: Neville Longbottom, OC
Genres: Gen, humour
Rating: G
Word Count: ~1000
Prompt: None.
Summary: There have been rumours of homicidal hydrangeas and ravenous roses haunting magical Britain. Neville Longbottom heads over to the Department of Flora and Fauna Regulation to discover what the Ministry's doing about it, but finds himself stymied by the bumbling bureaucratic requests that Form 542 be light blue.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement is intended and no profit is being made.

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Neville Gen Fest 01

Neville Gen Fest: We like humour too!


You are invited to sign up for the first Neville Gen Fest! We love humour and will be very happy to receive crackstatic submissions from fellow Neville fans. Fanfics only need to be 350 words long, although longer stories are welcome too. Fanart, icons and fanmixes will be gladly accepted as well.

Click here to read the rules, and here to sign up. :-)

Potterverse Fic -- Poisson d'Avril

First post here.

Title: Poisson d'Avril
Author: Persephone Yavanna the Entwife
Pairing/Characters: Lucius, Narcissa, Severus, Peter, Remus, Lily, Sirius, Bellatrix, Rodolphus, Rabastan and Horace
Wordcount: 8411
Rating: G for gen (in other words, completely work-safe!)
Warnings: None, to my mind, but hints of femdom and mild language might offend the more sensitive souls
Disclaimer: JK Rowling and assorted others have rights to create derivative works within the Potterverse, but I am not one of those licensees, unfortunately. Rather not be sued for playing with the characters, though . . . not making a profit here, just exploring the characters and situations created by the esteemed Ms. Rowling.
Summary: Severus gets some unexpected help in turning the tables on Sirius Black
Author Notes: The title comes from the French term for April Fools. This is also my first Marauders-era story.

Poisson d'Avril
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FIC: Blocking Teddy

 Title: Blocking Teddy
Author: me
Rating: PG-13 for language and insinuations
Pairing: Teddy/Victoire, canon
Warnings: Excessive amounts of silliness
Length: 278
Notes: Dead people can observe the doings of the living. They just can. Don't question it.

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Crookshanks Words: Liddow

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FIC: Epilogue
AUTHOR: arrmaitee
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. Bloody hell!
FANDOM: Harry Potter
SHIP: Every SHIP imaginable
SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…


HP Widdershins by Didodikali

Title: HP Widdershins
Author: Didodikali (AKA trickofthedark)
Rating: Mostly PG-13 (because of the swearing) except for Chapter 7, which is NC-17
(and totally skippable if you prefer.)
Pairing: Hermione/Dudley
Warnings: Crackfic? AU? OOC?
Length: Ten shortish chapters, lots of drawings.
Notes: This is an illustrated fic.

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