Summary: Argus Filch decides to try his hand at writing fan fiction.
Notes: Won 2nd in a Hogsmeaede fiction contest
Prompt: Assuming the last book uses the same timeline as previous ones, by the time Book Seven takes place, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone would already have been published in the UK, meaning not only that characters in the books could theoretically be exposed to their own story-- but that they could also, joy of joys, be exposed to fandom. So now, your mission is to write a shipfic. But not just ANY shipfic! Oh, no! Pick one character from the books and write the shipfic that he or she would write. Suppose Hermione secretly thinks Snape and Trelawney would both be a lot more bearable if they just hooked up? Maybe Romilda writes stories about all the little babies she and Harry are going to have! Maybe the giant squid is a Puppy Shipper! Who knows? Only you!